Senior health care solution - according to Maxine
So you are a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - What do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians – not necessarily dead.
Of course this will mean you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and all the health care you will need! New teeth – no problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lung, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.)
And who will be paying for all this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay income taxes any more.
Is this a great country or what?
I LOVE IT!! Can't get much better then that. I to thought that in this great country...if I could just steal a car from vegas for my mom, it's free and the worse case scenario get thrown in jail...that's free too...really it's a win win situation.
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